Intimate Enemies-The Severus Snape/Sirius Black Fuh-Q-Fest

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  1. Severus' cover as a spy is blown.  How does Sirius react to the proof that Severus really is one of the good guys?  (Jean Tarin)
  2. Sirius will do anything to make amnends for the way he treated Severus during their school days.  Will Severus accept?  (Jean Tarin)
  3. Harry finds out that his godfather and that "greasy old git" have a thing.  How does he react?  (Jean Tarin)
  4. As teenagers, Sev and Siri bury the hatchet.  (Jean Tarin)
  5. Severus and Sirius are stuck in an abandoned cabin during a blizzard with only one blanket.  (Tasogare)
  6. AU.  Sirius ends up in Slytherin.  (Tasogare)
  7. AU.  Severus ends up in Gryffindor.  (Tasogare)
  8. Either Severus or Sirius gets amnesia.  (Tasogare)
  9. One of the pair is blinded in an accident.  (Tasogare)
  10. Sirius is stuck in his animagus form and Severus is the only one who can help him out of it.  (Tasogare)
  11. Sirius writes Severus a letter to apologize for EVERYTHING. (Tasogare)
  12. The boys have detention together. (Tasogare)
  13. One of the pair has a strange fetish and is suprised to find that the other enjoys it as well. (Tasogare)
  14. Sirius finds out that Remus has been cheating on him.  Severus comforts him.  (Tasogare)
  15. AU.  Albus decides that instead of living with his relatives, Harry will live with Severus and/or Sirius.  (Tasogare)
  16. AU. Pettigrew is caught sometime before Harry's third year.  (Tasogare)
  17. AU.  Despite being in the same House, Sirius and James never become friends.  (Tasogare)
  18. Post OotP - Voldemorte brings Sirius back from the dead, hoping to find a way to achive immortality.  Severus has to save Sirius.  (Tasogare)
  19. One of the pair catches a cold and has to be nursed back to health. (Tasogare)
  20. Make Severus and Sirius the main characters of your favorite movie, book, or TV show.  (Tasogare)
  21. A time-turner sends the pair back to the Middle Ages.  (Tasogare)
  22. AU.  Due to abandonment, an accident, or whatever, one of the pair grow up thinking that they are a Muggle.  (Tasogare)
  23. During nighttime exploration of the castle, Severus discovers a door that leads to a tropical island.  He also finds Sirius, asleep on the beach.  (Tasogare)
  24. Sirius looses a bet and has to be Severus' servant for a month.  (Tasogare)
  25. Bad Pun Challenge: Include at least 10 bad puns in your story.  Bonus points if they're actually funny! (Jean Tarin)
  26. Sev and Siri go skinny dipping.  (Jean Tarin)
  27. AU. One of the pair is an alcoholic/addict.  The other helps.  (Jean Tarin)
  28. Sev and Siri get drunk/stoned together.  (Jean Tarin)
  29. Sev in drag.  (Jean Tarin)
  30. One of the pair has a fetish that the other cannot handle.  (Jean Tarin)
  31. As boys, Sev and Siri are in a relationship.  What went wrong to cause "The Shriking Shack Incident"?  (Jean Tarin)
  32. Old Joke Challenge: Include at least ten old jokes in your story.  (Ex. I just flew in, and boy are my arms tired!)  Bonus points if anyone laughs!  (Jean Tarin)
  33. SPOILER CHALLENGE:  Sev (and others?) set out to rescue Siri.  Both must be alive at the end of your story.  (Jean Tarin)
  34. Lupin plays matchmaker to Sirius and Snape.  (Twentieth Century Boy)
  35. AU Humor fic: Snape is secretlt the Lord of the Dance - a.k.a. Micheal Flatly under a glamour spell.  What happens when Sirius walks in on him one night in tight lycra pants and headband performing an energetic Irish jig? (Twentieth Century Boy)
  36. A very embarassing first-time sex fic involving any or all of the following:  The Great Hall, Lupin walkin in, Dumbledore offering awful advice, tacky strawberry scented lube, a shameful score out of ten from Nearly Headless Nick, and large amounts of inexperienced fumbling and red0faced mistakes.  Must be post PoA.  (Twentieth Century Boy)
  37. Harry comes of age and wants to consummate his relationship with his boyfriend/girlfriend.  He asks Sirius for advice; the problem is that Sirius doesn't have any advice becasue he's a virgin, too, and thouroughly embarassed about the fact.  So, to facilitate giving advice to poor, innocent Harry, Sirius looks for help in a most unexpected place: Snape's dungeon (It's up to you to provide the reason that he doesn't ask Lupin, but you're not allowed to make Lupin senselessly mean or inconsiderate.)  Unfortunately for Sirius, Snape is also as pure as snow.  Now armed with this intimate information about each other, Sirius somehow coerces Snape into spending time researching sex with him in the library, naughty shops, asking bawdy women, etc.  Will they out any of what they learn into practice with each other?  (Twentieth Cewntury Boy)
  38. AU.  The Wizarding World is openly at war with Voldemorte.Sirius is still on the run, Severus is spying against Voldemorte.  The aurors are having probems catching anyone, and the press is giving them a bad time.  They decide to go after known Death Eaters (Severus included), even if they've been cleared.  At the same time, Sev's cover with Voldemorte is blown.  With everyone out for his blood, and Sirius so good at not being caught, Dumbledore sends Sev to stay with Siri.  (Stacey)
  39. Harry & Ron on detention scrubbing the Gryffindor toilets. They clean off enough filth to reveal the graffito "Severus Snape sux dogs dix". They investigate.  (Margiejok)
  40. Teenage Severus and Sirius are lost in Muggle London at night.  (Tasogare)
  41. One of the pair has an annoying habit the other tries to break him of.  (Tasogare)
  42. Forced to help clean the attic of the heaquarters, Severus keeps finding things that embarrass, tramatise, or even attack Sirius.  (Tasogare)
  43. Severus discovers that Sirius' dad experimented on him as a child, leading to interesting results.  (Tasogare)
  44. Due to an accident, Severus is transformed into the cute, cuddly baby animal of your choice.  (Tasogare)
  45. Severus discovers that Sirius has been punishing himself for pranks and other "failures" with self-mutalation.  (Tasogare)
  46. Severus and Sirius are literally stuck together for 24 hours.  (Tasogare)
  47. Severus finds a wounded dog in the Forbidden Forest and cares for it, not knowing that it is Sirius.  (Tasogare)
  48. James discovers that Sirius and Severus have been having a secret affair and tries to break them up.  (Tasogare)
  49. A messed up charm traps the pair in a faerie tale where they have to play the story out in order to escape.  (Tasogare)
  50. Severus finds Sirius in an embarassing situation.  (Tasogare)
  51. Harry finds a picture of Sirius and Severus being more friendly than he thought possible and wants and explanation.  (Tasogare)
  52. AU.  What if Harry had seen something different in Snape's pensive or saw more memories?  What would he have seen?  (Tasogare)
  53. Sirius buys Severus a Christmas or birthday present.  (Tasogare)